"MOTHER OF THE YEAR"
(photo via ableandgame on etsy)
or will it be jessica simpson, for naming her beautiful baby girl after a coffee brand?
or beyonce, for giving her child an equally entertaining name: blue ivy?
(daddy's little girl.)
or what about past winners, like courtney love or dina lohan? (those are some pretty heavy shoes to fill.)
nope, the real winner this year is patricia krentcil, a new jersey mother who got arrested for letting her 5-year old daughter use a tanning bed...
i don't know what's better...
the fact that she looks like she could work for willy wonka
singing witty renditions about ungrateful children,
or that she's from new jersey. (GTL FO' LIFE!)
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!